Weirder Than Weird
Apparently I am embroiled in a competition to find out who is the weirdest of them all. I'm not sure this is something I want to win, but hell. I have no shame.
Just promise you won't run away screaming. (And for 16 other weird things about me, click here and here).
So, I give you Six Weird Things About Me: SEX EDITION
1. I once stuck a plastic red chopstick in the ass of my preschool friend. We were playing doctor. Enough said.
2. I once was chewing gum while providing oral pleasure and it got stuck in his pubic hair and he had to shave it off.
3. I dated a guy in college who I had believe that I could orgasm just by thinking about it. It was pretty funny. And it was the best orgasm I had while dating him.
4. I have only ever owned two pornos, both of which were really awful old Asian ones where the women weren't Asian, but rather scary white ladies with really bad black eyeliner and even worse fake accents. "Oh Baby. You Make-y Me Soooooooooo Hohn-eeeeeeee!"
5. I like nipples. Always have. Always will. Except when I'm nursing. Then you must stay away. Even during sex. Stay. Away. europehouse.net
6. I am writing a sex column that drops today.
